I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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