Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
