Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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