Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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