It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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