stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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