he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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