So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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