I skipped work to stalk him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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