Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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