Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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