that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How naked do you want me to be?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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