just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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