your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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