Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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