This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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