I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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