But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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