btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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