i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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