I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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