And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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