Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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