I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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