Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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