My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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