We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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