Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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