I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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