You're so nebulous sometimes
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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