Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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