i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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