Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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