I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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