i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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