I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We talked him into tasing himself.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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