She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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