y did u give ur computer a hand job?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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