True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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