it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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