i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Fuck appropriateness.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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