Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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