i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Mom said you looked used
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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