he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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