Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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