If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Pooping to opera.
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