I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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