i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Randomize
