I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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