Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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