dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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