Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I could have mohawked her pubes.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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