matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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