I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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